What’s one of your favorite jokes? We’ll give goodies away to ones that make the us lol!

Knock knock
Whos there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Whos there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Whos there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock Knock
WHOS THERE
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? :P

Ask me ANYTHING… Don’t be scared ;)

Lauren Lopez… OOOOFT

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Happy 24th Birthday Captain Dougwash!

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These two amazing people have altered me. They have made me who I am today and my source of inspiration. I love them both so much and will defend them with every breath in my body. 

They will forever be in my heart, mind, and soul. 

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asimplisticreality:

fuckyeahtattoos:

delacroix:

thepinesaredancing:

This makes me the happiest. 

This is the cutest ever. I just died.

No, really, it’s the best.

This is so cute. I think I may just explode from all the cuteness. Seriously. Awwh. c:

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So Christmas is coming soon… And…

I have a problem with elevators. 

This is me on a good day.

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When is Brendan back?

emmettscanlan:

It’s the question everyone wants to know the answer to! What I can tell you is that he’s mentioned in spoilers from 30 Nov (E4) but he may make an appearance before then - I don’t know! Knowing Hollyoaks he may well be lurking around corners spying on Chez Chez for the whole week until he reveals he’s back to Warren! So in short: I don’t know the exact date for sure, but keep watching and by this time next week he will definitely be back! 

This is going to be my wedding!

This is going to be my wedding!

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MISFITS

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Writing a report

lmaogtfo:

Name and Date:

The rest of the paper:

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